1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:04,427 I think it's time to confront a secret... 2 00:00:04,530 --> 00:00:06,259 I've been carrying all these years. 3 00:00:06,365 --> 00:00:08,060 I have located the missing twin. 4 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:09,896 I don't have a sister. 5 00:00:10,002 --> 00:00:12,334 We need something dramatic, daring... 6 00:00:12,438 --> 00:00:14,906 - unexpected. - Pygmalion.! 7 00:00:15,007 --> 00:00:16,907 It's impossible, absurd and dangerous! 8 00:00:17,009 --> 00:00:18,738 It's dramatic, daring, unexpected. 9 00:00:20,913 --> 00:00:23,507 I'm going to grind you to little pieces. 10 00:00:23,616 --> 00:00:25,481 [ Screams ] 11 00:02:16,077 --> 00:02:17,977 Ah, thank you. 12 00:02:21,883 --> 00:02:23,783 Ahh. 13 00:02:25,286 --> 00:02:29,154 [ Doorbell, "Battle Hymn Of The Republic''] 14 00:02:29,257 --> 00:02:32,590 - Stirring, eh? - My. 15 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:36,755 - Well, shall we try another chorus? - May I help you? 16 00:02:36,864 --> 00:02:39,230 Remington Steele. I have an appointment to see Mr. Crockett. 17 00:02:39,334 --> 00:02:41,427 - You're late. - Really? 18 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,436 I have 1 0:00, uh, straightaway. 19 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,733 You're also slow. 20 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:55,678 And who might you be, young woman? 21 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,944 I'm Laura Holt, Mr. Steele's associate. 22 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,952 [ Clicks Tongue ] 23 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:04,718 I'm sorry, madam, but Mr. Crockett wishes to see Mr. Steele alone. 24 00:03:04,826 --> 00:03:08,557 Miss Holt and I work very closely. Perhaps if you told Mr. Crockett that, um- 25 00:03:08,663 --> 00:03:13,464 Nothing personal. It's just that he does not believe women ought to be doing men's work. 26 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:17,800 Doesn't believe they ought to be doing it or doesn't believe they're capable of doing it? 27 00:03:17,905 --> 00:03:21,636 - A little of each, I suspect. - Uh-huh. 28 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,303 What say we take off, have brunch and catch a movie? 29 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,312 No, no, no. You go on in. 30 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:29,349 - I'll wait here and clean the drapes or do some laundry. - Oh, yes. 31 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,008 This way, sir. 32 00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:33,644 - Certainly.Just- - Mm-hmm. 33 00:03:36,057 --> 00:03:38,184 [ Coughing ] 34 00:03:40,395 --> 00:03:43,023 Mr. Steele has finally arrived. 35 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:45,497 [ Man ] That will be all, Markham. 36 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,998 Well, let's have a look at you. 37 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:53,164 Shall I stand at attention or will parade rest do? 38 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,174 You're not an American, are you? 39 00:03:55,276 --> 00:04:00,441 No, but I'm inordinately fond of Mom, apple pie, and baseball, if that will help. 40 00:04:00,548 --> 00:04:02,448 [ Laughs ] 41 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:06,111 Well, what the hell. You can't have everything. 42 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:10,452 You come highly recommended. Fine reputation. 43 00:04:10,558 --> 00:04:13,288 Here, help me up. 44 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:20,325 Exactly what can the Remington Steele Agency do for you, uh, Mr. Crockett? 45 00:04:20,435 --> 00:04:25,737 Twenty-nine years ago, I adopted a daughter. Maybe you've heard of her. 46 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,640 Tracy Crockett, a bit of a jet-setter from what I've read. 47 00:04:29,744 --> 00:04:32,872 Flake would be a better word. 48 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:38,509 You have no idea how many gigolos I've had to pay off, how many cops I've had to bribe... 49 00:04:38,619 --> 00:04:42,214 how many times I've had to repurchase all her earthly possessions... 50 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,223 from fad religious groups. 51 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,919 Which of the above concerns you now? 52 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:49,963 [ Sighs ] If it were only that simple. 53 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:52,692 [ Wheezes, Coughs ] 54 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,735 Now that I've landed at death's door... 55 00:04:55,837 --> 00:05:01,332 I think it's time to confront a secret I've been carrying all these years. 56 00:05:01,442 --> 00:05:05,845 Tracy's got a sister out there, adopted by somebody else. 57 00:05:05,947 --> 00:05:11,146 More than a sister, actually, a twin, an identical twin. 58 00:05:12,587 --> 00:05:15,385 The adoption agency decided to split 'em up. 59 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:19,051 I didn't find out about it until much, much later. 60 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,628 Yes, I've-I've heard of similar instances. 61 00:05:24,132 --> 00:05:26,191 - Oh. - Ah! 62 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:30,930 This... is all that concerns you. 63 00:05:31,038 --> 00:05:32,972 Twenty years ago... 64 00:05:33,074 --> 00:05:37,909 I hired another detective agency to locate Tracy's sister. 65 00:05:39,147 --> 00:05:42,241 [ Sighs ] All the information is in there. 66 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:46,684 [ Breathing Heavily ] I didn't do anything about it. 67 00:05:46,788 --> 00:05:50,383 Too uncomfortable with the situation... 68 00:05:50,491 --> 00:05:53,722 too reluctant to share Tracy... 69 00:05:53,828 --> 00:05:57,628 with someone that uniquely close to her. 70 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:01,499 [ Coughs ] 71 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,804 [ Exhales ] 72 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,067 Find her, Mr. Steele. 73 00:06:07,175 --> 00:06:11,703 Don't talk to her. Don't tell Tracy.Just find her. 74 00:06:11,813 --> 00:06:15,874 [ Grunts, Exhales ] 75 00:06:15,983 --> 00:06:19,146 I'll decide what to do from there on. 76 00:06:20,721 --> 00:06:25,158 Oh, Father, Father, Father. I was in Rome when I got the news. 77 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,625 - You poor man! - Mmm. 78 00:06:27,728 --> 00:06:29,628 How long does the doctor say you have? 79 00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,823 He won't even hazard a guess. 80 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,367 Mmm. Well, what do you think then? 81 00:06:34,468 --> 00:06:36,698 I booked a return flight for day after tomorrow. 82 00:06:36,804 --> 00:06:38,465 - Oh. - Too soon? 83 00:06:38,573 --> 00:06:40,268 - Mmm. - Too late? 84 00:06:40,374 --> 00:06:42,706 Maybe you better stay around for a while. 85 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:45,210 Oh. What about Rudolpho? 86 00:06:45,313 --> 00:06:47,213 Oh, forget him. 87 00:06:52,687 --> 00:06:56,054 You, uh, wouldn't happen to be Italian, would you? 88 00:06:56,157 --> 00:06:58,250 Fraid not. 89 00:06:59,594 --> 00:07:02,324 Will you be needing me anymore today, Miss Crockett? 90 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:06,958 - No, Eric. That will be all. - [ Door Closes ] 91 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:10,367 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm sure you'd like some time alone with your father. 92 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:14,464 Wherever did you get that idea? 93 00:07:14,575 --> 00:07:18,671 Surely you can hang on for a few more hours, while I go shopping. Now couldn't you, dear? 94 00:07:18,779 --> 00:07:20,679 - [ Sighs ] Shopping? - Mm-hmm. 95 00:07:20,781 --> 00:07:24,114 I suppose I'll still be breathing when you come back. 96 00:07:24,218 --> 00:07:26,743 Oh, fine. Then I'll see you for tea. 97 00:07:26,854 --> 00:07:28,788 - Mm-hmm. - Ta-ta. 98 00:07:36,197 --> 00:07:38,791 You can tell me it's none of my business, uh... 99 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,460 but you seem rather callous about your father's condition. 100 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:43,833 Well, to the naked eye, perhaps. 101 00:07:43,938 --> 00:07:46,907 The truth is, it's a game Father and I play with each other. 102 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,533 You see, he's been dying for 1 5 years. 103 00:07:49,644 --> 00:07:53,478 But he does have a knack for having seizures or fits, or whatever they are... 104 00:07:53,581 --> 00:07:57,779 in the nick of time to get me back home before I disgrace him any further. 105 00:07:57,885 --> 00:07:59,785 I don't believe we've met. 106 00:07:59,887 --> 00:08:04,847 Oh, Freida Milch, Tracy Crockett. I'm Darren MacGuffin. 107 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:07,519 - Hmm, friends of Father's? - Exactly. 108 00:08:07,628 --> 00:08:09,528 Perhaps we'll see you again. 109 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:12,565 Mmm, if you were Italian, you could count on it. 110 00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:17,427 - If it's any consolation, I love linguine. - [ Laughs ] 111 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,438 Good day. 112 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:29,739 It was one thing when you didn't exist... 113 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:32,751 and I was putting things over on those sexist dogs out there... 114 00:08:32,853 --> 00:08:35,447 but, now, I simply cannot stomach it anymore. 115 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:38,423 Laura, I was quite content not to take the case. 116 00:08:38,526 --> 00:08:43,486 Oh, no, no, no. The last thing I need is a man protecting my honor. 117 00:08:43,597 --> 00:08:47,863 I am fully capable of taking care of myself. That is the point.! 118 00:08:47,969 --> 00:08:49,869 - Okay. - What do you want, Mildred? 119 00:08:49,971 --> 00:08:53,668 W-Well, between the computer and the information that Ross Crockett gave you... 120 00:08:53,774 --> 00:08:56,470 I have located the missing twin. 121 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,477 I'm sorry I snapped at you, Mildred. 122 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:02,140 Oh, that's all right, Miss Holt. We girls get a little temperamental at times. 123 00:09:02,249 --> 00:09:04,979 Thank you ever so much, Mildred. Yes. 124 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,179 - I am here to serve, chief. - Oh. 125 00:09:07,288 --> 00:09:09,119 [ Kissing Noise ] 126 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:13,626 Why don't you soak in a hot tub, take a little herb tea... 127 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:15,628 and read one of those romance novels? 128 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,857 That helps me get through those emotional days. 129 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:28,508 Yes. Uh, Mr. Crockett, please. Remington Steele here. 130 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,509 What? 131 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,770 When? 132 00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:37,840 Oh, I see. Yes. Um, thank you. Yes, I understand. 133 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,216 Well? 134 00:09:40,321 --> 00:09:43,222 Apparently Ross Crockett was a better actor than we gave him credit for. 135 00:09:43,324 --> 00:09:45,383 He just convinced his doctor he was dead. 136 00:09:58,339 --> 00:10:00,239 I still don't feel right about this. 137 00:10:00,341 --> 00:10:03,708 Ross Crockett was our client, and he wasn't even sure he was going to tell his daughter. 138 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,711 - Tracy would want to know, believe me. -[ Doorbell ] 139 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,509 You're just sensitive about someone having a secret past. 140 00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:10,880 Laura, it's one thing to conceal your past by design... 141 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,078 another thing to have it concealed from you. 142 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:16,782 - Oh. - [ Doorbell, " Battle Hymn OfThe Republic'' ] 143 00:10:16,891 --> 00:10:18,882 I'm growing rather fond of this little ditty. 144 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:23,191 We're here to read the last will and testament of Ross Crockett Sr. 145 00:10:23,297 --> 00:10:25,527 Loving husband. 146 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,032 Forgiving father. 147 00:10:30,337 --> 00:10:33,067 - Trusting partner. - [ Chuckles ] 148 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,573 Loyal employer. 149 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,701 Oh. Nice of you to notice me, sir. 150 00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:43,682 An estate the size of Mr. Crockett's naturally demands precise instructions. 151 00:10:43,784 --> 00:10:48,118 Most of this is legal boilerplate, but I think I can give you the gist of it. 152 00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:51,282 [ Laughs ] 153 00:10:51,392 --> 00:10:55,954 [ Continues Laughing ] 154 00:10:56,063 --> 00:10:58,554 Tracy gets everything. 155 00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:03,635 Uh, I'd like a clarification. 156 00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:05,932 Why, certainly,Junior. You lose. You all lose. 157 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:25,324 Hello! 158 00:11:30,397 --> 00:11:32,297 [ Sighs ] 159 00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:37,104 Miss Crockett, we don't mean to intrude. 160 00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:39,104 We're terribly sorry about your father. 161 00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:44,405 Oh, well, the game is over. Daddy was serious this time. 162 00:11:44,512 --> 00:11:47,811 If I hadn't been so self-centered, I might have realized it. 163 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:51,407 Your father was very concerned about your emotional well-being. 164 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:56,388 Well, he certainly took care of that. 165 00:11:56,490 --> 00:12:00,790 You know, he- He couldn't control me while he was alive... 166 00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:03,523 so now he's found a way to do it from the grave. 167 00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,758 [ Chuckles ] Do you know what he's done? 168 00:12:05,866 --> 00:12:09,802 He- He left me all his company stock. 169 00:12:09,904 --> 00:12:15,308 Yes, provided I become chairman of the board at the next stockholders' meeting. 170 00:12:15,409 --> 00:12:18,242 Otherwise, his entire estate will go to charity... 171 00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:21,178 and Uncle Norman will take over Crockett Industries. 172 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,581 - Uncle Norman? - No doubt the grim-faced gentleman with the Rolls-Royce. 173 00:12:24,685 --> 00:12:30,624 Well, I am not going to go through life thinking I let my father down. 174 00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:35,388 I'm not going to blow the one real chance I have of making something of my life. 175 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:39,833 Damn him! So much for my trip to Rome. 176 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:41,834 [ Steele ] Uh, Miss Crockett, ah... 177 00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:44,461 we haven't been entirely candid with you. 178 00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:46,199 What do you mean, Mr. MacGuffin? 179 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,607 Actually, uh, I'm Remington Steele, and this is my associate, Laura Holt. 180 00:12:50,711 --> 00:12:53,407 We're private investigators hired by your father. 181 00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:55,914 Hired to do what? 182 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:58,041 Locate your sister. 183 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,177 I don't have a sister. 184 00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:04,657 According to these, you do. 185 00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:14,361 Oh, my God! 186 00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:16,493 I didn't know. 187 00:13:16,604 --> 00:13:18,504 A twin sister. 188 00:13:18,606 --> 00:13:20,506 [ Chuckles ] 189 00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:25,602 You may not believe this, but I- I always felt like I wasn't entirely whole... 190 00:13:25,713 --> 00:13:29,342 like some part of me was missing. 191 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:32,942 Does that make any sense? 192 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:36,853 W-Well, who is she? Where is she? Can you find her? 193 00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:40,859 I don't care how much it costs. You bring her to me.! 194 00:13:40,961 --> 00:13:44,055 [ Exhales ] My sister. 195 00:13:44,164 --> 00:13:46,792 [ Chuckles ] My identical twin. 196 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,098 Is that it, stud? 197 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,536 Chicken san, wheat, mayo, fries! 198 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,972 - Hey, Roxie. How about a little more ketchup? - Yep. 199 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:58,738 Hey, Roxie. How about a little bit of this? I got the 1 0-wheeler today, the big rig. 200 00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:01,679 If it ain't on the menu, Freddy, it ain't available! 201 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,051 Ah, you need menus. 202 00:14:07,154 --> 00:14:09,816 You want to read, go to the library. 203 00:14:09,923 --> 00:14:12,517 - Roxie Tyler? - That's me. 204 00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:14,651 Uh, we're here about your sister. 205 00:14:14,762 --> 00:14:17,492 Then you got the wrong Roxie Tyler, 'cause I ain't got no sister. 206 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,500 What is this? 207 00:14:21,602 --> 00:14:23,627 One of them trick photos where you take somebody's head... 208 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,796 and you stick it on somebody else's person? 209 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,932 Roxie, this is a copy of your sister's birth certificate... 210 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:30,943 and this is a copy of yours. 211 00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:34,139 Same date of birth, same natural parents. 212 00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,784 This is Candid Camera, right? 213 00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:40,877 [ Laughs ] Where is it? Where ya got it hidin'? 214 00:14:44,858 --> 00:14:47,326 You're serious, aren't you? 215 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,658 If you'd like, we can take you back with us. 216 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,663 Tracy wants to meet you. 217 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,995 Tracy. 218 00:14:57,037 --> 00:15:00,370 Are you sure this ain't Candid Camera? 219 00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:11,351 [ Steele ] That's odd. The door's unlocked. 220 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,178 - Tracy? - Tracy! 221 00:15:23,897 --> 00:15:29,426 " Changed my mind. Decided to go to Rome and see Rudolpho. Love, Tracy.'' 222 00:15:29,536 --> 00:15:31,902 Hey, what's goin' on here? 223 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,577 Well, it looks like our bird's flown the coop after all. 224 00:15:45,686 --> 00:15:48,655 What kind of a game are you playin' here? 225 00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:52,852 Is this one of them weird things where some rich guy pays you to go out and bring back girls? 226 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,758 -Just- - Tracy Crockett may be the flake her father claims. 227 00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:59,526 - But she's never going to get to Rome without this. - What is it? 228 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,999 Her passport. 229 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,901 Thank you. You've been a great help. 230 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,910 That was the last airline to Rome. 231 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,207 It doesn't have a reservation for Tracy Crockett either. 232 00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:18,045 We have to assume she wasn't killed. They would have done it here and gotten it over with. 233 00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:20,950 - Does that mean my sister's been snatched? - It's beginning to look that way. 234 00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:22,954 - Well, it's no wonder. - Oh? 235 00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:25,786 I mean, she must be loaded. Look at this stuff. 236 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:29,454 Must be worth a fortune. Not one of these things says " Made in Taiwan.'' 237 00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:31,428 Someone's trying to make it appear... 238 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,501 as if Tracy had no intentions of taking over her father's company. 239 00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:37,092 Well, we certainly have a laundry list of suspects. 240 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,765 [ Laura ] None of those people seemed terribly happy after the reading of the will. 241 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:44,776 Crockett had some things in his wall safe that were definitely not for public consumption. 242 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,438 Now perhaps- perhaps that's our starting point. 243 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,641 [ Laura ] The stockholders'meeting is in two days. 244 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,310 That doesn't give us time to be methodical. 245 00:16:52,419 --> 00:16:54,387 We need something dramatic... 246 00:16:54,488 --> 00:16:58,219 daring, unexpected to flush out our kidnapper. 247 00:16:58,325 --> 00:17:00,225 - Pygmalion.! - What? 248 00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:05,094 - Who? - Leslie Howard, Wendy Hiller, MGM, uh, 1 938. 249 00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:08,794 Or, for those who enjoyed the musical version, My Fair Lady. 250 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:12,804 - Oh, I know that one. - Are you suggesting we transform this, this- 251 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,967 - Hey, watch it, sister! - Kleptomaniac into Tracy Crockett? 252 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,977 Leslie Howard managed to do it in 85 minutes. 253 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,809 This isn't a movie, and it's definitely not Victorian England. 254 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,815 You're as bad as all the rest. 255 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,817 What a typically chauvinist point of view... 256 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,786 thinking women are pieces of clay waiting to be molded by men! 257 00:17:28,889 --> 00:17:31,380 Nonsense, Laura! You molded me, and look how well I turned out. 258 00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:34,017 Out of the question. It's impossible, absurd, and dangerous! 259 00:17:34,127 --> 00:17:36,027 It's dramatic, daring and unexpected! 260 00:17:36,129 --> 00:17:38,029 A woman's life may hang in the balance! 261 00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:40,031 All the more reason to take the bull by the horns! 262 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,101 [ Whistles ] Do I have any say in this? 263 00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,102 - Absolutely. - Of course. 264 00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:48,504 If you think that my pretendin' to be Tracy could save her life, then I say let's go for it! 265 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,975 - Ah! That-a-girl, Roxie! - Tracy. 266 00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:53,137 We shall unveil our creation tomorrow afternoon... 267 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:56,182 at the cocktail party to welcome the stockholders of Crockett Industries. 268 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,480 Can't you see the reaction of the guilty party when Tracy Crockett sweeps in? 269 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,952 He or she will rush to wherever the real Tracy is hidden... 270 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:03,955 concerned that she didn't get loose. 271 00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:06,548 Perhaps, even better still, they will break down there and then... 272 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,857 terrified that Tracy can identify her kidnappers. 273 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,830 I tell you, Laura. George Bernard Shaw would have been proud of us. 274 00:18:12,933 --> 00:18:14,400 He workin' the case too? 275 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,669 [ Whistling ] 276 00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:26,770 I mean, what is taking so long, eh? 277 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,010 Relax. Mildred's trying to scrub out 20 years of hair spray. 278 00:18:31,118 --> 00:18:33,018 Ta-dum, ta-dum.! 279 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,145 Presenting Miss Tracy Crockett. 280 00:18:36,456 --> 00:18:38,356 [ Laura ] Amazing.! 281 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,358 [ Steele ] An exact replica. Bravo.! 282 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,630 - Oh! - Oops. 283 00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:48,429 - " Eyetalian'' shoes. I don't know how they walk on these. - Easy. 284 00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:50,526 No wonder they build towers that lean. 285 00:18:50,637 --> 00:18:53,299 Yes, well, it appears we have a way to go, yet, doesn't it? 286 00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:56,171 Yes. I mean, hair, makeup, clothes- that's all external. 287 00:18:56,276 --> 00:19:01,213 Breeding, that's what distinguishes between dross and gold. No offense intended. 288 00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:03,374 Oh, you can offend me all you want. 289 00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:06,179 I don't understand half the things you say anyway. 290 00:19:06,286 --> 00:19:10,484 The way a person walks, talks, holds a cigarette, drinks a cup of tea- 291 00:19:10,591 --> 00:19:13,754 that's what we must instill in our prot�g� here. 292 00:19:17,464 --> 00:19:19,364 - Pinky up. - Legs crossed. 293 00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,366 Toe pointed. 294 00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:24,528 All that to drink a lousy cup of tea? 295 00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:26,538 [ Laughs, Exhales ] 296 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,540 - [ Steele ] Ahem! - Ooh! 297 00:19:28,642 --> 00:19:30,542 - Concentrate. - [ Mildred ] Oh! 298 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,774 - Eyebrows arched. - Chin tilted. 299 00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:39,283 Head cocked. 300 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:43,413 I feel like the hunchback of Notre Dame. 301 00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:46,720 [ Coughing ] 302 00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:56,626 I'm beat. 303 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,796 Will you let me sit down, please? 304 00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:01,965 Laura, demonstrate how a proper lady walks across the room, please. 305 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,202 Well, I couldn't with all these people watching. 306 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:06,279 Course you can. Come on. Up you go. Up, up, up. 307 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:08,314 - Really, I- - There we go. Stand right there. Go. 308 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,315 Voil�. 309 00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:17,022 Oh! Hmm. 310 00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:23,519 There we go.Just like Miss Holt. Only better. 311 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:27,291 [ Groans ] 312 00:20:30,637 --> 00:20:32,537 [ Sighs ] 313 00:20:51,324 --> 00:20:53,554 Oh, my! 314 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:59,223 I think she's got it. ByJove, I think she's got it. 315 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:02,062 [ Laura And Mildred ] ByJove, I think she's got it! 316 00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:06,071 I've got something, all right. Sore puppies. 317 00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:08,801 Oh! [ Grimaces ] 318 00:21:08,909 --> 00:21:12,345 Oh! I'm so sorry. 319 00:21:12,446 --> 00:21:16,576 Ah, ah, ah. The rich never apologize. 320 00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:21,143 Right. So I broke your lousy egg. Blow it out your ear. 321 00:21:36,737 --> 00:21:39,069 Miss Crockett! 322 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,231 - Who's he? - The family chauffeur. 323 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,606 I was worried about you. I thought I was supposed to pick you up. 324 00:21:44,711 --> 00:21:47,305 Oh, put your worries to rest, Eric. Miss Crockett's just fine. 325 00:21:47,414 --> 00:21:49,405 Now, shall we join the party, ladies? 326 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,087 [ Doorbell Melody ] 327 00:21:56,189 --> 00:22:00,182 - Oh, hey. They got a band! - [ Chuckles ] 328 00:22:00,293 --> 00:22:02,193 Miss Tracy! 329 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,460 How's it goin', pops? 330 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,465 [ Mouths Words ] 331 00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:09,967 - I'll hit the safe. - Okay. 332 00:22:11,338 --> 00:22:15,434 [ Piano ] 333 00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:27,052 Oh,jolly good. All the suspects are here. [ Clears Throat ] 334 00:22:27,154 --> 00:22:32,251 Norman Baines, lovingly referred to as Uncle Norman. 335 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,487 You're trying to keep him from gaining control of your father's company... 336 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:38,996 and at the moment, he's the most likely person to have kidnapped you. 337 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,597 Junior Crockett, your stepbrother. 338 00:22:43,703 --> 00:22:47,833 No doubt he's bitter about being cut out ofhis late father's will. 339 00:22:47,941 --> 00:22:52,469 And Claudette, your stepmother. 340 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:55,070 Also a sore loser from the looks of things. 341 00:22:55,182 --> 00:22:58,413 Mmm! This is better than Dynasty. 342 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,191 I'll do the honors, pop. Little heat there? 343 00:23:41,228 --> 00:23:42,957 [ Roxie ] Mm-hmm.! 344 00:23:43,063 --> 00:23:45,759 Down a quart, huh? 345 00:23:45,866 --> 00:23:47,993 There you go. 346 00:23:48,101 --> 00:23:50,228 - We'll split the tips later. - [ Chuckles ] 347 00:23:50,337 --> 00:23:52,567 Quite a unique sense of humor, eh, Markham? Hmm? 348 00:23:52,672 --> 00:23:55,869 Appalling display. People should know their place. 349 00:23:57,377 --> 00:23:59,242 [ Norman ] Tracy.! 350 00:24:01,181 --> 00:24:05,242 - I did not expect to find you here. - Oh, yeah? How come? 351 00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:07,377 Let me tell you something. 352 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:11,184 If you think I'm gonna let you take over the company, you are sadly mistaken. 353 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:16,490 And if you persist in this lunacy, I'm going to grind you to little pieces. 354 00:24:16,596 --> 00:24:19,429 You don't scare me, buster! 355 00:24:19,532 --> 00:24:21,432 Easy, Tracy. 356 00:24:21,534 --> 00:24:24,469 [ Doorbell Melody ] 357 00:24:24,571 --> 00:24:27,165 Don't they know any other songs? 358 00:24:27,274 --> 00:24:29,765 Keep an eye on Claudette and Junior, okay? 359 00:24:32,312 --> 00:24:34,906 - [ Door Slams ] - There you are! 360 00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:39,418 No matter how many little henchmen you send to take away the gifts he bought me... 361 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:41,510 you can't take away my memories. 362 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,782 Ross Crockett loved me and you know it! 363 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:48,855 You want your precious antiques? 364 00:24:48,962 --> 00:24:50,930 Take 'em, Claudette! 365 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:55,229 That was quite a floor show, Samantha. 366 00:24:55,335 --> 00:25:00,068 In the past, my husband's mistresses have gone rather more quietly... 367 00:25:00,173 --> 00:25:04,803 but there is always a first and last time for everything. 368 00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:11,046 If you're quite finished, you may go. 369 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:31,202 Ah, Mr. Baines, if you're, uh, looking for the loo, I don't know where it is, uh- 370 00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:33,363 [ Shouting ] up here on the second floor! 371 00:25:33,473 --> 00:25:36,931 I've always prayed Tracy's taste in men would improve. 372 00:25:37,043 --> 00:25:39,739 So much for the power of prayer. 373 00:25:41,481 --> 00:25:43,472 [ Door Slams ] 374 00:26:21,221 --> 00:26:23,121 Oh. 375 00:26:24,491 --> 00:26:27,585 Lovely view up there. Nice place to read. 376 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:35,564 [ Mouths Words ] 377 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,870 And I said to him... 378 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,805 I'd like to see you try that again, buster. 379 00:26:46,513 --> 00:26:48,811 Tracy, dear, I suddenly have a need to get some fresh air. 380 00:26:48,915 --> 00:26:50,815 - Excuse me, gentlemen, please. - Excuse me. 381 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:52,885 Excuse me. Say good day and good-bye. 382 00:26:55,021 --> 00:26:58,047 - Excuse me, please. - [ Clanking ] 383 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,626 Come here, will you? You have a gift for this sort of thing. 384 00:27:00,727 --> 00:27:03,821 - For heaven's sakes. - Well, don't you take things when you're on vacation? 385 00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:06,797 This isn't the Holiday Inn. 386 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:10,392 Okay, okay. I gotta go to the head. The coffee goes right through me. 387 00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,994 - There's a cabana right over there. - Let's hope it's nailed down. 388 00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:27,784 Thanks for the warning. I got out just in time. 389 00:27:27,887 --> 00:27:30,117 Oh, well, you missed the grand entrance of the mistress. 390 00:27:30,223 --> 00:27:33,556 - Fill me in later. How is our Eliza Doolittle doing? - Splendid. 391 00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:35,560 - Oh. - Except no one panicked at the sight of her. 392 00:27:35,662 --> 00:27:37,562 [ Woman Screams ] 393 00:28:00,753 --> 00:28:02,653 [ Grunts, Murmurs ] 394 00:28:04,023 --> 00:28:05,923 Take her legs. 395 00:28:07,827 --> 00:28:11,263 - Oh. - All right. 396 00:28:11,364 --> 00:28:14,731 - One, two. - Okay. All right? 397 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:16,927 All right. 398 00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:21,633 - [ Coughs ] - Come on. Oh. 399 00:28:24,511 --> 00:28:26,411 Ah! 400 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,578 Boy, this is one tough party. 401 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:42,118 There's no doubt that someone is willing to go to great pains... 402 00:28:42,228 --> 00:28:46,130 to insure that Tracy or Roxie misses that stockholders' meeting tomorrow. 403 00:28:46,232 --> 00:28:48,132 Boy, you can say that again. 404 00:28:48,234 --> 00:28:50,702 It has to be Norman. He's the only one who gains ifTracy doesn't make it. 405 00:28:50,803 --> 00:28:52,703 It's too bad you didn't see who hit you. 406 00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,672 If you want me to say it was Norman, I'll say it was Norman. 407 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,675 [ Doorbell Rings ] 408 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:03,380 Ooh! Mr. Steele! 409 00:29:03,483 --> 00:29:05,508 Surely you've seen a man in a towel before, Mildred. 410 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,711 Oh, well, you're not a man. You're my boss. 411 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:10,721 And we have to keep the integrity of our respective roles. 412 00:29:10,823 --> 00:29:13,121 Old-fashioned thinking, Mildred. 413 00:29:13,226 --> 00:29:16,593 Well, how would you feel if I came to the door wrapped in a towel? 414 00:29:16,696 --> 00:29:18,357 Quite right, Mildred. 415 00:29:18,464 --> 00:29:21,558 The employer-employee relationship must remain sacrosanct. Thank you very much. 416 00:29:21,668 --> 00:29:24,398 Mildred, do you know what this is? 417 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:29,503 It looks like a stock ledger, but all the stocks have been torn out. 418 00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:31,770 Ah, missing stock, eh? 419 00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:35,143 Ah! The plot thickens. ByJove, here we go. 420 00:29:37,116 --> 00:29:39,880 Thicker still. 421 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:43,422 Seems Junior's been writing I.O.U.'s to some of our better-known bookies. 422 00:29:43,523 --> 00:29:47,550 So, the young chap never met a point spread he didn't like, eh? 423 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,958 They must have gone to the old man to make good on these. 424 00:29:50,063 --> 00:29:53,760 Assuming Junior doesn't kick the habit, now that the old man can't bail him out. 425 00:29:53,866 --> 00:29:57,893 But nothing that a nice, cushyjob from Uncle Norman wouldn't cure. 426 00:29:58,004 --> 00:30:00,905 Oh, look at this. Claudette and Norman appear to be an item. 427 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:04,738 I think it's time we paid your Mrs. Crockett a visit. 428 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,108 Oh, haven't you gone through enough for one day, boss? 429 00:30:07,213 --> 00:30:11,115 [ Sighs ] Dedication doesn't punch a time clock, Mildred. 430 00:30:11,217 --> 00:30:13,583 Lock the door behind us. Make sure no one gets in. 431 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:17,884 Mildred, see if you can make heads or tails of any of these ledger sheets, okay? 432 00:30:17,991 --> 00:30:19,891 - Okay. - Bye, Roxie. 433 00:30:19,993 --> 00:30:21,358 - Miss Holt. - Mm-hmm. 434 00:30:21,461 --> 00:30:22,951 Thank you. 435 00:30:24,430 --> 00:30:27,024 Thank you very much. 436 00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:30,398 Boy, he's really somethin'. 437 00:30:30,503 --> 00:30:32,971 I'm even beginnin' to like the way he talks. 438 00:30:33,072 --> 00:30:36,473 Claws in, honey. He's spoken for. 439 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:45,177 440 00:30:49,455 --> 00:30:52,447 Oh, it's you. Are you expected? 441 00:30:52,558 --> 00:30:55,652 - Is Mrs. Crockett at home? - Come back in the morning. 442 00:30:55,762 --> 00:30:58,230 We appreciate that we're putting you out, but it's important. 443 00:30:58,331 --> 00:31:00,299 It concerns Tracy's welfare. 444 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:05,099 Is that so? Well, what about my welfare, hmm? 445 00:31:05,204 --> 00:31:07,104 I'm not getting any younger. 446 00:31:07,206 --> 00:31:11,404 I can't be gallivanting around answering the blasted door in the dead of night. 447 00:31:11,511 --> 00:31:13,979 It's time you young people showed some respect. 448 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,776 It must be very difficult for you since Mr. Crockett passed on, I'm sure. 449 00:31:16,883 --> 00:31:19,784 Forty years I've been with him... 450 00:31:19,886 --> 00:31:22,980 and not once did he give me a kind word. 451 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:27,492 Now he's dead. And what did he leave me? Squat! 452 00:31:27,593 --> 00:31:30,289 Mmm. That was his prerogative. 453 00:31:30,396 --> 00:31:36,335 However, since I no longer have him to answer to, my prerogative is to tell you to buzz off! 454 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,802 Let them in, Markham, please. 455 00:31:38,905 --> 00:31:42,170 Oh, you want them? You let them in. 456 00:31:45,011 --> 00:31:46,911 You're those, uh, friends ofTracy's... 457 00:31:47,013 --> 00:31:49,243 the ones who saved her from drowning today, aren't you? 458 00:31:49,349 --> 00:31:51,476 I trust you weren't too disappointed, Mrs. Crockett. 459 00:31:51,584 --> 00:31:53,484 Disappointed? What are you driving at? 460 00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:56,646 We thought you might prefer Norman Baines as chairman of the board. 461 00:31:56,756 --> 00:31:59,691 Well, as a matter of fact, I'd rather it were Tracy. 462 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:02,352 Ever since Ross became ill and Norman's been acting president... 463 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,953 our stock has dropped precipitously. 464 00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:09,694 Now Norman intends to write off nearly $40 million in losses... 465 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:12,635 due to a building he ordered constructed and then abandoned. 466 00:32:12,739 --> 00:32:15,401 Everything all right, Claudette? 467 00:32:15,508 --> 00:32:17,738 Be right there, Reggie. 468 00:32:21,414 --> 00:32:24,975 - [ Chuckles ] - Any bets you haven't covered, Mrs. Crockett? 469 00:32:26,185 --> 00:32:28,483 None that I can think of. 470 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:34,885 - That's it! - If my sister never shows up... 471 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:39,260 and I'm made chairman of the board, that'd mean I'd get to keep all this stuff, right? 472 00:32:39,365 --> 00:32:41,833 I gotta find Mr. Steele. I think I know who's responsible... 473 00:32:41,934 --> 00:32:43,925 - for Tracy's disappearance. - [ Doorknob Rattles ] 474 00:32:44,036 --> 00:32:46,504 - [ Eric ] Tracy, love, are you awake? - [ Mouths Words ] 475 00:32:47,774 --> 00:32:50,334 Sorry we crossed wires earlier today. 476 00:32:50,443 --> 00:32:52,843 Oh, it is so good to be alone with you again. 477 00:32:52,945 --> 00:32:55,038 Uh, listen, it's gettin' kinda late... 478 00:32:55,148 --> 00:32:58,174 and I've got a big day tomorrow and... 479 00:32:58,284 --> 00:33:00,184 and I got- I'm gettin' this headache. 480 00:33:00,286 --> 00:33:03,380 And my toenails ain't dry yet! So why don't we just eighty-six this- 481 00:33:05,258 --> 00:33:07,624 - [ Grunts, Inhales ] - How about a drink? 482 00:33:07,727 --> 00:33:10,252 Well, uh, no! 483 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,331 [ Roxie ] Mmm. 484 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,025 [ Roxie Sighing ] Mmm. 485 00:33:19,472 --> 00:33:21,372 Mmm. 486 00:33:21,474 --> 00:33:24,500 Hey, I'm kinda hungry. 487 00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:28,068 Why don't you run out and get me a burger, huh? Get yourself somethin' too. 488 00:33:28,181 --> 00:33:31,150 - If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get rid of me. - [ Doorbell ] 489 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,150 - Who the hell is that? - I'll get it. 490 00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:40,887 [ Southern Accent ] Howdy, Tracy Crockett. I'm Belle Krebs of Houston. 491 00:33:40,993 --> 00:33:44,326 Now, I am sorry I missed that beer bust today, honey. 492 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:49,265 But I was moving a thousand head of cattle up to market in Abilene. 493 00:33:49,368 --> 00:33:53,134 Now, listen up here. I got me a passel of your Crockett stock. 494 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,367 And I am fixin' to give you my vote tomorrow- [ Chuckles ] 495 00:33:56,476 --> 00:33:59,741 Provided that you and I spend a little time to get to know one another. 496 00:33:59,846 --> 00:34:02,713 Know what I mean? Hey, there. 497 00:34:02,815 --> 00:34:06,342 Go on down there and get us two-fifths of bourbon there, boy. 498 00:34:06,452 --> 00:34:09,182 'Cause me and Miss Crockett's got some jawbonin' to do. 499 00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:16,092 Oh, Lord. That's prime, honey. That's real prime. 500 00:34:16,195 --> 00:34:19,596 And don't you believe I don't know my meat. [ Chuckles ] 501 00:34:19,699 --> 00:34:21,599 What are you lookin' at there, boy? 502 00:34:21,701 --> 00:34:24,169 Go on, get. Yee-haw! 503 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:29,404 I'll speak to you tomorrow, Tracy. 504 00:34:29,509 --> 00:34:32,637 - That's a spirited young buck, honey. - [ Door Closes ] 505 00:34:32,745 --> 00:34:35,543 - [ Whispers ] Oh, my. - [ Sighs, Whimpers ] 506 00:34:39,485 --> 00:34:43,012 Oh, good. I got something to show you. 507 00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:46,091 These ledger pages that Ross Crockett had in his safe... 508 00:34:46,192 --> 00:34:50,720 show that Norman Baines was intentionally causing the company to suffer losses... 509 00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:53,230 so the shareholders would sell their stock, the price would drop... 510 00:34:53,332 --> 00:34:55,232 and he could buy them up cheaply. 511 00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:57,962 He owns a lot more stock now than anyone realizes. 512 00:34:58,070 --> 00:35:02,063 - So, Norman's our man after all. - At your service. 513 00:35:07,113 --> 00:35:11,345 It's amazing how quickly a gun gets to the heart of things. 514 00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:13,816 Cuts out all the pre- Just who are you? 515 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,013 Tracy, uh, Crockett. 516 00:35:16,122 --> 00:35:19,990 Whatever else she is, Tracy Crockett is a lady. 517 00:35:20,092 --> 00:35:23,357 I've known truck drivers more ladylike than you. 518 00:35:23,462 --> 00:35:25,623 Yeah? Who? 519 00:35:25,731 --> 00:35:27,858 - Nice work, Professor Higgins. - [ Clears Throat ] 520 00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:30,993 If you thought she was an impostor, why didn't you unmask her at the party? 521 00:35:31,103 --> 00:35:33,571 Well, why should I? 522 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,868 She doesn't pose any threat. 523 00:35:35,975 --> 00:35:38,910 No shareholder would vote for someone like this. 524 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,206 Frankly... 525 00:35:41,314 --> 00:35:47,253 Claudette,Junior and I can hardly wait to eat her alive at the shareholders' meeting. 526 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:50,880 - You kidnapped Tracy then? - She was kidnapped, eh? 527 00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:54,517 Well, I have no responsibility for that, as you well know now. 528 00:35:54,627 --> 00:35:58,154 I have nearly enough shares to defeat her anyway. 529 00:35:58,264 --> 00:36:01,927 Now, that- That's exactly what I came for. 530 00:36:02,034 --> 00:36:04,696 I knew Ross made a record of that information. 531 00:36:04,804 --> 00:36:06,965 Obviously, he never could get it to Tracy. 532 00:36:07,073 --> 00:36:09,439 Tough that. 533 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:13,205 Frankly, I think you should consider the possibility... 534 00:36:13,312 --> 00:36:17,442 that Tracy just might have flaked out and left town. 535 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,450 Have a pleasant evening. 536 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:25,213 Boy, I really blew it, didn't I? 537 00:36:25,324 --> 00:36:28,418 - Oh, you gave it your best shot, Roxie. - [ Phone Rings ] 538 00:36:31,497 --> 00:36:33,397 Crockett residence. 539 00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:37,058 Yes. 540 00:36:37,169 --> 00:36:39,160 Yes, I understand. 541 00:36:39,271 --> 00:36:42,104 Um, well, I'll have someone come down immediately. 542 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:45,143 Oh- Oh, and thank you for calling us first. 543 00:36:46,345 --> 00:36:48,245 That was airport security. 544 00:36:48,347 --> 00:36:52,113 Tracy's car has been parked for 48 hours in a one-hour zone. 545 00:36:52,218 --> 00:36:55,244 They're going to tow it if we don't send someone down to move it. 546 00:36:55,354 --> 00:36:57,345 The airport? 547 00:36:59,959 --> 00:37:02,757 Thank you. Thanks. 548 00:37:27,887 --> 00:37:29,980 - Very nice. - Thank you. 549 00:37:40,766 --> 00:37:42,996 I guess this didn't mean too much to her after all. 550 00:37:45,204 --> 00:37:48,833 Mud and cement. It's still damp. 551 00:37:50,242 --> 00:37:52,301 [ Steele ] We have been blind. 552 00:37:52,411 --> 00:37:55,539 We have been assuming ifTracy was kidnapped, the kidnapper took her to gain control... 553 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,673 - through Norman taking over the corporation. - Right. 554 00:37:57,783 --> 00:38:01,685 We forgot what happens to Ross's estate ifTracy isn't elected chairman. 555 00:38:01,787 --> 00:38:04,153 - It goes to charity. - And here's the list. 556 00:38:04,256 --> 00:38:06,156 Including a charitable organization... 557 00:38:06,258 --> 00:38:10,490 which just happens to be controlled by Crockett's mistress, Samantha Donahue. 558 00:38:21,207 --> 00:38:23,107 - Miss Donahue? - That's right. 559 00:38:23,209 --> 00:38:27,111 We're from Jaglom and Jaglom, uh, the investment counseling firm. 560 00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:30,182 We're checking out charitable organizations to see which might be suitable... 561 00:38:30,282 --> 00:38:32,250 for our clients to make contributions to. 562 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,979 Oh, well, as you can see, we're just getting started here... 563 00:38:35,087 --> 00:38:37,021 but what would you like to know? 564 00:38:37,123 --> 00:38:42,527 - What kind of a service does the Lover's Fund provide? - Quite simple. 565 00:38:42,628 --> 00:38:45,324 We provide money for brokenhearted lovers. 566 00:38:45,431 --> 00:38:48,958 If you've given your time, your energy, and your love... 567 00:38:49,068 --> 00:38:54,028 and your partner has upped and left you or died, we make sure you're taken care of. 568 00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:57,507 Oh! Shouldn't you be able to provide for yourself? 569 00:38:57,610 --> 00:39:01,239 Some of us can. Some of us don't want to. 570 00:39:01,347 --> 00:39:04,145 It is for the latter that this charity exists. 571 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:07,310 We help avoid messy and expensive palimony suits... 572 00:39:07,419 --> 00:39:10,252 and, of course, all contributions made to us are tax deductible. 573 00:39:10,356 --> 00:39:14,588 Oh, what an enlightened approach, eh? What sort of capitalization do you have? 574 00:39:14,693 --> 00:39:19,130 We expect to be very well endowed... by an anonymous donor. 575 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:22,291 - Hmm. - That wouldn't be Ross Crockett. 576 00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,631 How would you know? 577 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,637 I think you two had better leave. 578 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,502 Where have you hidden Tracy? 579 00:39:28,607 --> 00:39:30,939 Did Claudette send you here? 580 00:39:31,043 --> 00:39:34,410 Listen, I don't know anything about Tracy missing, if that's what you're getting at. 581 00:39:34,513 --> 00:39:36,640 And I don't need any of Ross's estate... 582 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:40,116 because he took very good care of me before he died. 583 00:39:40,219 --> 00:39:43,017 The missing stock. When did he give you this? 584 00:39:43,122 --> 00:39:45,283 The last time I saw him. 585 00:39:45,391 --> 00:39:49,157 He'd been out at that building that Norman's putting up and going bust on. 586 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:51,821 Ross had these in his briefcase, and he signed them over to me... 587 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:55,298 in appreciation for being one of the few people in this world that he can trust. 588 00:39:55,401 --> 00:39:58,029 That's it. That building! The construction site. 589 00:39:58,137 --> 00:40:00,332 The mud and cement on Tracy's car! 590 00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:02,339 Of course. The kidnapping's an inside job. 591 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:04,807 What better place to keep her than a building that's already abandoned? 592 00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:06,400 Thank you very much. Good day. 593 00:40:08,013 --> 00:40:10,675 Mildred, get Roxie fixed up and over to the stockholders' meeting. 594 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,842 Then stall. Do whatever you can. 595 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,547 We'll get there soon. With Tracy, I hope. 596 00:40:18,824 --> 00:40:21,725 - [ Mildred Whispering ] - I can't! They're gonna see right through me. 597 00:40:21,827 --> 00:40:24,421 - No, they won't. - I'm gonna make a fool of myself and my sister. 598 00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:27,624 -Just talk about corporate responsibility and fiscal pride. - No- 599 00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:31,669 If they ask you a question, you ask them to repeat it. 600 00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:35,900 If they ask you what you think about something, you ask them what they think about it. 601 00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:37,976 Tell 'em you have the issue under study. 602 00:40:38,077 --> 00:40:40,910 Believe me, honey. It's worked in Washington for years. 603 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:56,960 - She's gotta be here somewhere. - [ Sighs ] 604 00:40:57,062 --> 00:40:59,189 Let's go. 605 00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:05,335 [ Sighs ] I just don't see anyplace she could be hidden. 606 00:41:05,437 --> 00:41:07,337 Alive, you mean. 607 00:41:12,745 --> 00:41:14,940 Think! Think! 608 00:41:15,047 --> 00:41:17,607 If you were a kidnapper, where would you hide her? 609 00:41:18,651 --> 00:41:20,551 Oh, well. 610 00:41:30,829 --> 00:41:35,459 - That's quite a plan they had. - Yes, gas pumps and all. 611 00:41:35,567 --> 00:41:39,025 Gas pumps? For gas pumps, you need gas tanks. 612 00:41:39,138 --> 00:41:41,299 Big underground gas tanks. 613 00:41:45,611 --> 00:41:47,511 [ Steele ] Somewhere over there. 614 00:41:53,919 --> 00:41:56,410 Yeah, there it is. 615 00:41:56,522 --> 00:41:58,422 - [ Clunking ] - Uh, wait. 616 00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,358 There it is! 617 00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:09,329 Tracy! Tracy! 618 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:14,664 [ Tracy ] No.! Don't bother.! 619 00:42:14,773 --> 00:42:18,436 It doesn't have nearly the view I was led to believe it had. 620 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,342 [ Chattering ] 621 00:42:30,389 --> 00:42:32,914 When are they gonna get here, Miss Krebs? 622 00:42:33,025 --> 00:42:35,323 Soon, Roxie. Soon. 623 00:42:38,397 --> 00:42:40,922 Morning. Norman Baines of Crockett Industries. 624 00:42:41,033 --> 00:42:43,763 I'd like to make a special introduction this morning. 625 00:42:43,869 --> 00:42:47,771 I've, uh, I'd like you to meet the daughter of our late, great chairman. 626 00:42:49,074 --> 00:42:51,668 Attending her first stockholders'meeting... 627 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:54,109 - Miss Tracy Crockett. - [ Applause ] 628 00:42:54,213 --> 00:42:56,306 - Go get 'em, kid. - [ Grunts ] 629 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:04,153 Now, why don't you just say a few words? 630 00:43:04,256 --> 00:43:07,714 Then, perhaps, we could make an open forum for questions. 631 00:43:12,731 --> 00:43:15,700 Tell 'em about your last trip to Rome, Tracy. 632 00:43:17,236 --> 00:43:20,728 - Did you bring your slides? - [ Laughter] 633 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:27,704 Tracy, what do you see as the future for Crockett Industries? 634 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:30,873 What can these good shareholders look forward to? 635 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:33,918 - Well- - [ Feedback ] 636 00:43:34,019 --> 00:43:37,318 [ Murmuring ] 637 00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:42,658 Well- [ Chuckles ] 638 00:43:42,761 --> 00:43:44,661 I don't know. 639 00:43:44,763 --> 00:43:47,561 But I am studying the issue. 640 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:52,831 Would you like to leave and then come back after you've finished studying? 641 00:43:52,938 --> 00:43:55,907 Don't worry, Tracy. Everything's gonna be all right. 642 00:43:56,008 --> 00:44:00,308 Yeah. Sure it is. Father's estate will go to charity. 643 00:44:00,412 --> 00:44:05,850 And Norman, Claudette,Junior and Samantha will live happily ever after. 644 00:44:05,951 --> 00:44:09,352 I just wish I knew which one of them did this to me. 645 00:44:10,823 --> 00:44:13,690 But all I remember is someone with a ski mask... 646 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:15,692 and then chloroform and lights out. 647 00:44:15,794 --> 00:44:18,763 Too bad your boyfriend wasn't around to protect you. 648 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:22,095 Mmm. Rudolpho's in Rome. 649 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,032 I was referring to Eric. 650 00:44:24,136 --> 00:44:26,627 What are you talking about? 651 00:44:26,738 --> 00:44:28,933 Eric's our chauffeur. 652 00:44:31,076 --> 00:44:32,976 Then showing up last night was just an act... 653 00:44:33,078 --> 00:44:35,342 to see if he could put Roxie out of commission too. 654 00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:37,972 - So Eric kidnapped Tracy. - That's right. 655 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:41,780 And if you remember, after Roxie arrived at the party, he left immediately. 656 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:45,152 To see ifTracy had gotten loose. He must be working for somebody. 657 00:44:45,257 --> 00:44:47,657 We better make our move. He may be after Roxie right now. 658 00:44:47,759 --> 00:44:49,886 - Warm it up, Fred. - [ Engine Starts ] 659 00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:59,267 Tracy, I know that you hold the present management responsible... 660 00:44:59,371 --> 00:45:01,601 for the company's recent losses. 661 00:45:01,707 --> 00:45:05,507 What would you do to cut the losses? 662 00:45:05,611 --> 00:45:09,980 I'd can the present management, startin' with you. 663 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:13,415 [ Laughter, Applause ] 664 00:45:18,724 --> 00:45:22,023 [ Claudette ] Don't tell me that you're in favor of wasting even more... 665 00:45:22,127 --> 00:45:24,357 than the $40 million, which has already been spent- 666 00:45:24,463 --> 00:45:26,363 [ Grunting ] 667 00:45:26,465 --> 00:45:28,558 Don't be in such a hurry, mate. 668 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:32,034 - Why don't you tell us who hired you to abduct Tracy? - Here you go. 669 00:45:32,137 --> 00:45:34,867 - Huh? - [ Roxie ] Raffle it off. 670 00:45:34,973 --> 00:45:39,433 - [ Roxie ] I mean, why should we all lose 40 million bucks? - Eric Alan Markham? 671 00:45:39,545 --> 00:45:43,379 Markham? Laura, does this mean... the butler did it? 672 00:45:43,482 --> 00:45:45,973 - [ Roxie ]... 1 0 bucks a head and we're even.! - [ Gunshot ] 673 00:45:46,084 --> 00:45:48,348 [ Crowd Screaming ] 674 00:45:51,924 --> 00:45:54,119 Stop moving, damn you! 675 00:45:54,226 --> 00:45:57,855 - What did I ever do to you? - Nothing personal. 676 00:45:57,963 --> 00:46:01,399 But there are values in this world that must be upheld. 677 00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:05,027 And if you choose to trample them, you do so at your own risk. 678 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:07,105 Values? What values? 679 00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:10,175 You're the one tryin' to kill me! Don't I have some value? 680 00:46:10,275 --> 00:46:14,575 A woman does not belong at the head of a major corporation! 681 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,878 Yeah? Well, where does she belong? Servin' cheeseburgers at a truck stop? 682 00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:22,420 - Sure, that's fine. - Dad! Look out! 683 00:46:23,422 --> 00:46:26,016 Good shot. 684 00:46:27,426 --> 00:46:29,894 [ Grunting ] 685 00:46:31,396 --> 00:46:34,229 Ladies and gentlemen, I believe this meeting is adjourned. 686 00:46:37,002 --> 00:46:39,095 [ Knocking ] 687 00:46:42,207 --> 00:46:44,107 Seeing visitors? 688 00:46:44,209 --> 00:46:46,040 Sure. 689 00:46:46,144 --> 00:46:48,237 Ah. 690 00:46:59,958 --> 00:47:02,085 So, you're Tracy, huh? 691 00:47:16,975 --> 00:47:19,170 - Did you see the look on their faces? - Mmm. 692 00:47:19,278 --> 00:47:24,011 But for the luck of the draw, Roxie could have been the heiress and Tracy the waitress. 693 00:47:24,116 --> 00:47:27,176 A person can't let his birthright stop him. Look at you. 694 00:47:27,286 --> 00:47:30,278 Well, I've been lucky. I've encountered good opportunities. 695 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:32,289 And you've made the most of them. 696 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:35,155 However you began, you've come a long way, baby. 697 00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:37,421 I, perhaps- 698 00:47:37,529 --> 00:47:41,556 Are you insinuating that there are those close to you who haven't been as fortunate... 699 00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:43,862 or haven't had the same abilities? 700 00:47:43,969 --> 00:47:49,202 Laura, there are bits and pieces in my past that are as obscure to me as they are to you. 701 00:47:49,308 --> 00:47:53,540 And it's at moments like this that I realize they're less painful that way. 702 00:47:53,645 --> 00:47:56,614 Would you be adverse to, uh, changing the subject? 703 00:47:56,715 --> 00:47:58,615 Hmm. 704 00:47:58,717 --> 00:48:01,208 Dinner and a movie, Mr. Steele? 705 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,515 I'd like that very much, Miss Holt. 706 00:48:37,889 --> 00:48:39,083 [ Mews ] 707 00:48:39,133 --> 00:48:43,683 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0